10:00 am ish: Wake up to blaring alarm clock. Hit snooze and lay there staring at the ceiling until it blares again. Continue cycle until able to think coherently.
10:15 am ish: Realize coherent thought is not possible without caffeine.
10:17 am ish: Get out of bed and head towards kitchen. Trip over a damn cat.
10:20 am ish: Privately thank God for Bunn coffee makers while drinking first cup.
10:25 am ish: Put on damn exercise clothes and either do weight training or run on the tread mill for a half hour, bitching the whole way.
10:26 am ish: Realize exercising will be impossible with said cats circling, so go back into kitchen and distract them with can opener and food.
10:27 am ish: Re-think exercising as I hate it with a passion. Grumble, moan, and bitch to myself a lot.
10:29 am ish: Get on the damn treadmill/pick up weights anyway.
11:00 am ish: Hit the showers.
11:30 am ish: Feeling almost human now. Get out oatmeal and prepare.
11:35 am ish: Eat oatmeal while listening to home phone voice mail, usually messages riddled with guilt from the parental units, as I usually haven't had a chance to call them in awhile.
11:50 am ish: Blow dry hair, put it up in some kind of twisty knotty looking style for work.
12:30 pm ish: Call parents if guilt riddled messages worked, otherwise, connect to Internet.
12:30-1:00 pm ish: Check out blogs of people I like, listed on the side of this page.
1:00 pm ish: Answer emails. Assure people I am still alive. Check work cell phone messages. Grumble a lot.
1:30 pm ish: Put on make-up and dress for work.
1:45 pm ish: Put harness on tank ass cat, take for walk.
2:15 pm ish: Pack lunch/dinner for work, do various household things like dishes or clean a room. Throw a load of laundry in washer.
3:00 pm: Leave for work.
3:30 pm: Arrive at hell.
3:35-6:00 pm: Run my freakin' butt off.
6:00 pm: Union break. Call last person on my Caller ID. Eat snack.
6:30-10:00 pm: Run my freakin' butt off. Get pissed off at some computer illiterate person.
10:00 pm: Union Lunch. Eat Lunch. Answer email. Reassure people I'm alive. Surf net. Write blog entries/email to home.
10:30-3:30 pm/am: Run my freakin' butt off. Hit the "on" button on someone's computer. Be told I'm a genius for hitting said "on" button.
3:30 am: Get the hell out of dodge.
4:00 am: Return home. Trip over cat.
4:03 am: Strip and put on the most comfortable thing I can find. Put clothes in dryer.
4:05 am: Go on Internet. Upload blog entry/answer email. Surf net.
4:30 am: Start nephew's breakfast as he gets in the shower and gets ready for work.
4:31 am: Feed the damn cats again so they'll leave me alone while I cook said breakfast.
4:45 am: Talk to nephew while he eats. Put something in crock pot for lunch/dinner.
5:00-10:00 am: Sleep, glorious sleep.
Life in 12 hour land sucks.