Oh my God am I tired. I went to work yesterday at 4:45 pm, and I just got home now, 6:45 am.
"So why isn't your happy ass in bed?" you might be thinking. I'll tell you why...
As I was getting ready to leave work, which was an absolutely horrid day by the way, someone said something really stupid. I replied with, "That's absolute hogwash."
Who the fuck says hogwash? Why the hell did that come out of my mouth? Is it because I was deliriously tired?
Here's what I need you people to do while I am sleeping. I need you to each say "hogwash" out loud in a sentence in front of people. There are like 300 or so of you that come through here a day, and another couple hundred that do drive-bys.
If you each use hogwash in a sentence while I'm sleeping, and some of the people that hear you say it use it in a sentence while I'm sleeping, it just might catch on and be the new cool word by the time I wake up.
This would go a long way in making me feel a bit less ancient then I feel now.
That is all, and thank you for your support. I'm off to sleepy-ville now. Nighty nite!