Tuesday, November 16, 2004

This is absolute Hogwash?

Oh my God am I tired. I went to work yesterday at 4:45 pm, and I just got home now, 6:45 am.

"So why isn't your happy ass in bed?" you might be thinking. I'll tell you why...

As I was getting ready to leave work, which was an absolutely horrid day by the way, someone said something really stupid. I replied with, "That's absolute hogwash."

Who the fuck says hogwash? Why the hell did that come out of my mouth? Is it because I was deliriously tired?

Here's what I need you people to do while I am sleeping. I need you to each say "hogwash" out loud in a sentence in front of people. There are like 300 or so of you that come through here a day, and another couple hundred that do drive-bys.

If you each use hogwash in a sentence while I'm sleeping, and some of the people that hear you say it use it in a sentence while I'm sleeping, it just might catch on and be the new cool word by the time I wake up.

This would go a long way in making me feel a bit less ancient then I feel now.

That is all, and thank you for your support. I'm off to sleepy-ville now. Nighty nite!

11 comments:

Meg said...

Done. LOL!

MR Hester said...

Ummm, I'm fixin to use hogwash right now. Actually, it's quite common here among the bubba & bubbette's

princessr9 said...

My mother says hogwash all the time. I will use it today in a sentence.

Pink Poppy said...

LOL!!! I said to Son #1 just this morning, "If you think I'm going to run around this house all morning looking for your shoes, you're full of HOGWASH!" Just doin' what I can....

Anonymous said...

being a blatant homosexual, i'm not sure that i can rightly use the word 'hogwash' without having my 'gay card' revoked. i'll consult my handbook and get back to you.

jesse
http://www.ipsoblogo.com

rancette said...

i'll do my best to use the word!!

kj4ever said...

Why thank you everyone. Jesse, I'm sure they wouldn't take your gay card away. Just do it! All the cool people are doing it....

On the way to work today someone said "Hogwash" at the gas station.

Coincidence, I think not. lol

Strawberrie-Shortcake said...

What a fab word! Really takes me back to my redneck raisin' ...I've been spreading the word and encouraging others as well! I love your site ...I'm new to the blog scene but yours has become a MUST READ! I had to laugh when you wrote about your family questioning the morals of the entire web-world ...My mom was into this stuff long before I was ...and I sounded much like ..the originals!

Strawberrie-Shortcake said...

WHO THE FREAK SAYS "FAB"???

Huge Load said...

to the kids after breakfast: you guys think I'm putting those dirty bowls in the sink? what a load a HOGWASH...giggles all around and clean kitchen table, worked like a charm....

Silly Old Bear said...

Horsefeathers!