Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Random Extravaganza

A few updates to my week thus far:

We found out my Cousin B will be joining us for the weekend of debauchery with the Original Party People (my parents). This will make things at least four times more interesting, as he is a professional gambler.

He plays poker, and people pay him to do it. They like give him money to gamble, and he goes, gambles, and gives them a percentage of what he wins.

Just so you are straight on this, he goes to exotic locations all over the world, doesn't pay for a damn thing, drinks, eats, and stays for free, and someone else pays for it.

I don't know about you, but we didn't have a Professional Poker Player at my Career Day in high school, otherwise I wouldn't be building freakin' cars right now.

Then again, I also didn't know that you could get paid to pick out expensive clothes. I'm already good at that. But I digress...

In other news, my shithead nephew found my blog. Oh, he knew I had one, and he has a Blog Explosion account because he likes reading blogs, but he never knew the location of mine.

Until, that is, he surfed right onto my site today. I'm not sure how I feel about this, but I guess there is really nothing I can do about it now.

About his only reaction was the way that I say words like "fuck" and "shit". "You barely ever say anything like that, if ever," he told me. He's right actually.

My Mom pounded into our heads that only people with a limited vocabulary curse. Then she turned 60 and started cussing like a trucker. Go figure. Maybe I'm going to start earlier then her, say 34ish, which is just around the corner. I'm not liking the thought of 34, but that's another post altogether.

Hey Joey! Get off my blog you little shit!

I won't be able to post Friday and Saturday because of the Parental Unit Extravaganza, but I have two talented guest bloggers lined up. Gus Openshaw, a man who's wife, kid, and arm were eaten by a whale, and Annie from Montana, one of my fav cyberspace type people. I'm all about variety dude.

5 comments:

Pink Poppy said...

Hey! Awwww, that's too bad. My family knows I have a blog, but I don't think any of them ever read it. On a brighter note...I really like the festive Christmas pic you have over on your "other" location. I think you should load it here, too! So festive, So festive....

princessr9 said...

I wanna be your Cousin B when I grow up.

kj4ever said...

Oh I HATE that picture Poppy, but it was the only Christmas-y one I could find.

Princess, you and me both. I've just had a small taste of what his life is like, and it's incredible. I suppose the grass is always greener on the other side, but mine looks mighty brown compared to his.

The Bard Sinister said...

It the cursing was your nephew's only "surprise" here, consider yourself lucky. Your cousin sounds like fun--ask him for some hints that you can share with us.

kj4ever said...

Oh Bard, I told him to cease and desist (sp? it's late and I'm not looking it up) immediately when he called me and said, "Just because you have Christmas graphics on your blog doesn't mean I'm dragging all the stuff out for the house."

I was like Oooooooooooooh shit. I told him to get off the site RIGHT NOW! and that we'd talk about it when I got off from work.

How do I know that he didn't keep reading? Everything is logged on my puters at home since the great virus/porn incident of 2002. That is a post in itself though.

I'll definitely get some tips to share. Great idea, thanks!