Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Google This, Biiatch

I'm am always amazed by the number of sick bast-ids out there on the Internet. Some of the hits I get from Google truly seem like they come from way the fuck out in left field.

I suppose it is my fault for saying fuck so much. Put fuck together with any other word and you pretty much get a great big list of my search engine hits.

So if I talk about old men and rabbits in the same post, I'll get some sick fucker out there that types in old men fucking rabbits coming to my blog.

Oh well. There was huge activity out there for The Sexiest Man Alive.

Is it already time for that issue, or are people just looking for the sexiest man alive?

If I had to pick who the sexiest man alive is I really don't think I could choose just one. The UPS man from that link up there is definitely in the running, but here are my choices if the Gods allowed me to choose from the rich, spoiled, famous type people.

Sexy boy #1 is someone I didn't even know existed until my CSI addiction. George Eads is fiiiiine. Have I ever told you I have a thing about Texan men who smirk?

Just to prove the whole Texan accent smirky thing here is sexy boy #2:

Now I'm not all about Texan accents. Case in point, sexy man #3:

My God, doesn't he just look like he could teach you a thing or three? See, I'm international with my accents. Check out #4:

For those of you who don't know who this is, it is Dougray Scott, who in my book is the sexiest man ever. Ever I say. Ever After that is. From the movie. Ever After. See, I get all tongue/finger tied just thinking about him.

There is a part in that movie where Drew Barrymore, the lucky bitch, gets to say, "It's not fair, you know my weakness, but I don't know yours." He says, "Well I'd think that was obvious," and looks down with this sheepish-embarrassed type look.

I'll tell you this right now. If a man ever did something like that to me, my clothes would spontaneously combust on the spot. That movie is pure women porn.

Alright, I'll stop now. I could probably go on for days, but that's enough eye candy for now. Come to think of it, a post complaining about sick bast-ids is probably going to produce a bunch more sick bast-id searches. Women Porn. George Eads fucking rabbits.


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