So the lovely and talented Madonna had to have surgery for a hernia after her recent Grammy performance.
Getting old is a bitch, isn't it Madge or Edith or Gertrude or whatever the hell you are calling yourself now.
Madonna is one of the most annoying human beings on the planet. Now I didn't always feel this way. She first became famous when I was in 5th grade I think. Oh how I thought she was the shiznit.
I tied my hair up with rags. In junior high I saved and saved and bought some of those Madonna clothes from our local Merrygoround store. My Dad promptly threw them away the first time he saw me wear them.
I stayed with Madonna until around the whole infactuation with Marilyn Monroe thing. It was getting a bit much. Sure, it is good to change your image and she would look pretty ridiculous in ratted out hair and spandex now, but give me a freakin' break.
Actually, she would probably look less ridiculous in that then the damn leotard she wore at the Grammy's....
Now I still tolerated her to a point, but the whole cult Kabbalah thing and how she adopted Brittany Spears as her "little sister" (avoid and deny-that would be more like DAUGHTER) just pushed me over the edge.
Oh, and how she decided that we should all stop striving for material things.
When she sells off all her houses and material things and gives them to charity, I'll think about it, ummmkay?
Have I ever told you how much I hate it when celebrities decide to tell me what is good for me or how I should act? I mean, Madonna has always been a media whore, but she full well admitted it back in the day. That's probably why I liked her so much. This new holier then though Madonna is just. too. much.
So even though it is just a bit Evile and wrong, I chuckled a bit when I read about her hernia after the Grammy performance.
Maybe if I tie a red string around my wrist and send the powers that be a bunch of money Karma won't come back and bite me in the ass for this one.