Sunday, August 14, 2005

Adventures in Feminine Hygiene Products

So you are making a quick trip to the store to pick up a box of feminine hygiene products. You are in a hurry, so you just run in the store, grab the box, and proceed to the cash register.

On your way to the cash register you bump into someone, and as your luck would have it, it's your boss. Oh, and the aforementioned box of feminine hygiene products hits him square in the stomach.

So what do you do? Stand there in awkward silence, mumble a greeting, run away and die in a hole somewhere?

I chose option #2. I shook the box at him and said, "You better be real freakin' nice to me next week!"

That is all.

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